Mittwoch, 28. Mai 2008

Covering letter?
Check.
Synopsis?
Check.
First three chapters?
Check.
Right, just gotta print it all out and send it off...
oh, wait, I've got no British stamps.
British stamps?
Code red, code Red, code red...
Damn and tarnation, now I have to wait until I get some stamps and that sucks.
You see, what really annoys me is that I'm willing to pay the postage, I'm willing to shell out for their overpriced, unreliable, thief-infested codpiece of a service, but I can't.
We're all one Europe apparently and yet if I want to send a self addressed envelope with the correct postage on it I can't.
What's all that about then, eh?
Come on you dung.brained troop of deranged Brussel babboons, GET IT SORTED !!!!

Anyway, I'll get the stamps together and send the rag off. Wish me luck.

Reg :-)

ps. By the way, this football drought is killing me. Roll on the European Cup, or whatever it's called in English. God I'm so German, it'll be sauerkraut and bratwurst for breakfast if I'm not careful...

3 Kommentare:

Anonym hat gesagt…

Feeling better now? :-}}
I have no idea what the summer footy league is I don't normally watch it. Weather permitting I am outside enjoying the sunshine.(Catch it while you can).
I have put your bit of FD on SA as we are getting a bit of a following now.
Now that is funny.

Anonym hat gesagt…

Ok its Euro 2008. A trailer came on last night. Withdrawal symptoms will only be just over a week.
I have got Wimbledon to look forward to YUK YUK. 2 solid weeks on every channel. Ok so I exaggerated a bit but it seems like that. Also it usually rains
.........no surprises there.

Anonym hat gesagt…

Well now thats a perfect idea. However if I get completely whammed my colleagues will remember every single comment I made and then they will get me to do things I wouldn't normally do.(I've got that tee shirt) Then the pocket note book comes out for further references. Then I get comments like you really enjoyed yourself last night smile smile nudge so you see my quandery. I will probably just get very happy and tell every one I love them.Worse case scenario they will assume I'm having an affair with half the station. Gossip runs rife.
Larfs